hotel-job

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hotel-job:

GUEST: How much is shuttle?
CONCIERGE: $27 per person.
GUEST: Dollars or euros?
CONCIERGE: Dollars.
GUEST: Not 27 euro?
CONCIERGE: No. 
GUEST: Not euros?
CONCIERGE: No.
GUEST: Hm. Not euro, why?
CONCIERGE: The United States is a sovereign nation not affiliated with the European Union?
GUEST: What?
CONCIERGE: Because this is the United States and our currency is dollars.
GUEST: Oh. Is okay?
CONCIERGE: Yes, it is okay.
GUEST: Thank you.